Something about me is that I really, really like food. Good food is excellent, one of my favorite things in the world is food that is delicious. Food is so scrumdiddlyumptious and yummy. I have often thought about writing about food, or becoming a food critic, so journalism seemed like a good idea. Just now I looked at the grate on the wall, and thought it looked like a squarish stroopwaffle or Wheat Thin. It must be a subliminal message to make me hungry. Wowza!